The History of Azurite

THE STORY OF AZURITE
Storycrafted by Mikey358

Azurite was built through the efforts of many Creators. The first of these Creators was notch, “The Creator.”

One day, notch said, “Let there be blocks!” And then there were blocks. He called this World of Blocks “Minecraftia,” and many Users came to live there.

The second of the Creators was jeb_, “The Programmer.” Although less known than The Creator, The Programmer worked to improve Minecraftia while notch played with his blocks.

notch quickly tired of playing with blocks. He wanted to add something new to Minecraftia, something that would affect the world forever. So, notch said, “Let there be bugs!” And then there were bugs. He named them “features,” and to this day they live on in Minecraftia, causing frustration among the Users.

The third of the Creators was Alblaka, “The Engineer.” He built advanced technology and brought it to Minecraftia. He made electricity, radiation, wires, and machines that smash things into little tiny pieces. The Users were overjoyed that they could now smash things into tiny pieces and crush the pieces into tinier pieces.

Yet another Creator was SpaceToad, “The Plumber.” He crafted pipes and systems to move things around and build things. His inventions made it easier to move things to be smashed and crushed into tiny pieces.

A fifth of the Creators was Eloraam, “The RedMaster.” She found ways to improve Minecraftia’s only natural power source, RedStone. She harnessed its power and made it more efficient, allowing more complicated RedStone systems to be made. These improvements, however, had little effect on the Users’ ability to smash and crush things into tiny pieces.

Then came another Creator, jamesbnd1, “The Overlord.” The Overlord claimed an area of Minecraftia, and created a world called “Mike’s Server.”

The Overlord maintained this world and allowed its residents to do as they pleased. The residents lived happily, and there was balance in Minecraftia. However, when the last of the Creators arrived, this balance shifted.

The final Creator was misterjpc819, “The Tyrant.” He roamed Minecraftia, conquering worlds and posting videos of his exploits on The Internet. The Tyrant gathered more Users and took over Mike’s Server. At User archdukev2’s suggestion, he named the server “Azurite.” The Tyrant ruled Azurite with an iron banhammer. He dedicated his entire existence to building Azurite, without regard for the desires of the Users or the need for social interaction.

Then the Users revolted. They tore down misterjpc819’s Azurite and rebuilt it, improving it. But without The Tyrant’s obsessive-compulsive dedication, Azurite began to crumble.

So, the Users brought back The Tyrant, hoping to restore the decaying Azurite. But The Tyrant turned on them, shattering what remained of Azurite.

Many months later, misterjpc819 and a User named cradlemeelmo returned to the crumbled remains of Azurite. They brought with them the technologies of The Engineer, Plumber, and RedMaster. They began to build a new Azurite.

However, Azurite II has yet to rise to Azurite’s former glory. Many Users refused to return, fearing a repetition of Azurite’s past failures. Some, such as dublek, edtheminecrafter, and jiko0, began to build again, taking advantage of the new technology available. Others, like Mikey358, aspired to build the best dirt castle ever created.

Together, they hoped to make Azurite II into what Azurite never managed to be: a world where misterjpc819 and jamesbnd1 didn’t mess everything up every week or so.

THE END